We Own The Night

Point I Fell Asleep: 1:37 out of 1:57 (83%)
Location: Home
Time I Started Movie: 8PM
IMDB: http://imdb.com/title/tt0498399/

So this is my first movie review. Like most of the movies I've fallen asleep through lately, I fell asleep right at the crucial point of the movie where (SPOILER ALERT! but not really) Marky Mark and Joaquin is about to bust the bad guys. The first 1:37 was pretty bad though. Even Eva Mendes' hotness couldn't save this movie. I don't know what went wrong; the plot was great, it had big name stars, it had plenty of action.... It was just too predictable I guess; like I had seen all this in The Departed already. I think half way into the movie, I told Joe, "This movie's too predictable" and that was that. Plus, where was Marky Mark the badass? He was such a puss and this movie. Oh and lastly, for the guys who are watching this to see Eva's nude scene, it wasn't that great. You see her boob pop out of her dress. That's it. Hell, Kate Winslett's Titanic scene was better than that.