Point I Fell Asleep: 0:52 out of 1:41 (51%)
Location: Home
Time I Started Movie: 8PM
IMDB: http://imdb.com/title/tt0498399/ So let me first say that Jessica Alba is the hottest woman alive (pre-pregnancy Alba anyway). And I was a big Dane Cook fan at the height of his popularity. So, I'm thinking, I can't go wrong right? Oh man was I wrong. This movie was so horribly bad that the gratuitous nude scenes (not Alba) and JAB (my nickname for her) walking around in cute boy shorts and a tight tank top could not prevent me from napping for about 30 minutes. And to further add insult to injury, I fell asleep right after a hot makeout session with JAB. You'd think my arousal would keep me awake, but NOPE! Unfortunately for my roommate, I made him rewind and rewatch my missing 30 minutes. I'm surprised he didn't slit my throat while I was sleeping for making him watch an extra 30 minutes of this horrendously bad movie.
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