Monday, September 20, 2010

Buried

Point I Fell Asleep: ACTUALLY STAYED AWAKE
Location: Theater
Time I Started Movie: Primetime
IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1462758/

Ryan Reynolds stuck in a coffin for 90 minutes. Yes, that's what this movie was about. I don't know how this movie got 8.8 stars on IMDB; must be the movie studios spamming the site before the movie is released. That or people who viewed the free movie screenings are giving it 10 stars because they didn't have to pay to watch it, which by the way, is the only way to watch this movie. C'mon let's get real here. People who are claustrophobic shouldn't watch this movie. Even I started to get jittery in my seat. And my ADD kicked in and I wanted something else to happen besides watching Ryan stuck in the coffin for 90 minutes. At first, I thought it was cool because it's one of those "what would you do" type of movies? Then after 15 minutes, I realized, "Oh shit, he's just f***ed." And you get 90 minutes of that. Let's face it - if Ryan Reynolds didn't play the part, this movie would go straight to DVD. Don't waste your money; wait for the Netflix or RENT IT. Don't buy it because you'll never watch it again!

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