Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief

Point I Fell Asleep: 1:20 out of 1:58 (68%)
Location: Home
Time I Started Movie: Primetime
IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0814255/

I had high hopes for this movie with the previews and all, but it turned out to be a stinker. I will BELIEVE that gods exist and they mate with humans. However, I don't believe that if your high school teacher turns into a gargoyle-like thing and is trying to kill you, that you won't $hit in your pants! And after a minotaur kills your mom, you aren't at least crying and bummed out for...I don't know... 2 minutes. And how can you just pick up a sword and defeat one of the best fighters in town? Sorry. Once I started rolling my eyes, it was over for the movie. I apologize for spoiling the movie for you, but trust me, I did you a favor. Don't waste your time!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Way to ruin the movie for me, jerk!