Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Paranormal Activity

Point I Fell Asleep: ACTUALLY STAYED AWAKE
Location: Home
Time I Started Movie: Primetime
IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1179904/

Wow, so many random thoughts went through my head as I was watching this movie. Let's get started (don't worry, no spoilers)
  • Ooooh they should turn this into a porno
  • I should have watched this movie in the theater. I'm sure it would have been 10X more scary/better.
  • Wow that's a nice house. For such a baller, why did he have an old school TV in the bedroom?
  • Why didn't they turn ON the lights? That's rule #1 - when you're in the dark and you hear stuff, you turn ON the lights. Rule #2 - when running away from bad guys in the forest in the dark, make sure you don't trip on anything.
  • Why didn't homeboy just dump ol girl?

Verdict? Borrow the movie from a friend or rent it. Definitely don't buy it because you'll never re-watch it again.

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