I Know Who Killed Me

Point I Fell Asleep: 0:33 out of 1:45 (31%)
Location: Home
Time I Started Movie: Afternoon
IMDB: http://imdb.com/title/tt0897361/

Oh man, this movie was so bad that I could make so many puns with the title of the movie. For instance, "I Wish Someone Had Killed Me" or "I Know Who Killed Me - Lindsay Lohan." The only reason I played this movie was because I knew it'd put me to sleep. Even Lindsay's stripper scenes weren't that good. Plus, if you ever wanted to scare your 16 year old daughter away from suntanning, have them look at an un-Photoshopped picture of Linday from the shoulders up. UGH! Oh, and let me make this rule for all actresses out there - if you plan on playing a stripper, you HAVE to show some nudity. Else, it's not convincing and you may as well pass on the part. The irony out of all this is that her supporting cast was great. I recognized almost all of them. I'm not sure if Lindsay was just that horrible (most likely) or if the movie was just bad. I woke up at around the 0:57 part, then skipped through to the end to see the ending. Of course when I did, I just rolled my eyes in disbelief.